"生活是莎士比亚式的，是另人激赏的，是悲剧的，怎样能将生活贬低为一种快乐呢？"
                                                                                          伊莱娜·内米洛夫斯基

 

 

源于生活的一种悲剧式的呐喊。
 

这周要记录的还有姚帅

上周还和yy在他们实验室胡侃来着，这周他就身在大洋彼岸了。

yy到New Haven已经一周了，貌似已经开始实验。

 

yy依然沿袭了他一贯的搞笑校风格 摘选转载一下他的blog

每天他都要经过一个路口，向右拐是Yale-New Haven Hospital，向左是实验室区
问了他一个问题，以后他是想当白大褂还是听诊器？是打算向左走还是向右走？
他没有给出明确答案。
选择无处不在，只要他选择他喜欢就好了。

希望姚帅好运！ 

近日疏懒，本有好些事情值得记录，但一直没有更新。

其中一件值得说的是，我宿舍的兄弟喜得贵子。包子同学有“小包子”了，虽然小包子准时地在预产期的那天降生，但大家的惊喜之情未减。

小包子出生后，突然感到我的邻床成了福地。包子的床和我的床一衣带水，连在一起。这块福地在2005年的时候属于雄哥。一年后小雄出生，雄哥为人父，这张床可谓小试锋芒。2006年雄哥毕业远赴东瀛，福地易手，转归包子。此床又见证了包兄包嫂的爱情，又是一年的时光，小包子来了。现在包子也搬了出去，也许我在这个寝室的最后一年能再见到福地神奇的力量！

不知怎么了，这一年见了很多结婚生子，有哥们儿说不想这么快平庸了。

其实，一切幸福都有一个平庸的结尾。但平庸又何妨呢？为什么不呢？可为什么要呢？想清楚了为什么要，就能回答为什么不。

 

Top ten reasons why God never received tenure:

1. He never got a Ph.D.
2. He had only one major publication.
3. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
4. Some doubt that he wrote it Himself.
5. Sure, he created the world, but what has he done since?
6. The scientific community can't replicate his results.
7. He rarely came to class and just tells students, "Read the book."
8. His office hours are irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
9. He doesn't present at conferences.
10. He spent too much time teaching and not enough time doing research.

Top ten reasons why He doesn't give a damn:

1. He's the boss.
2. His only publication is still the most influential in the field, with millions of citations a year.
3. Sure He didn't write it Himself, but with 12 grad students, would you?
4. Everybody says "Amen" to His opinions.
5. Disagree with Him, and you may end up in hell.
6. He's well known for being a hard worker: six days a week nonstop; rests only on the 7th.
7. Nobody can beat His 4.5 billion years of field work and 3.5 billion years of DNA expertise.
8. Most agree He was the first one to be awarded a Nobel prize. Nobel himself.
9. His research facilities are simply the best: Even well funded scientists will admit they work in conditions which are "far from Heaven" when asked.
10. He doesn't depend on NSF（National Science Foundation）or NIH money.

This next list is rather obviously not from Ann Landers:

Why God never received a Ph.D.

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. No record of working well with colleagues.

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